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POWERFUL BOSOMS: Madelein Smith & Danny Spencer

December 19, 2023

Madelein Smith (Amazon Prime) plays “Danielle Shunk, Esq.” and Danny Spencer plays “Leo Grantz!” Topics covered: celebrity law, cancel culture, tech sector.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity, celebrity culture, private jet, gift guide, billionaire class, landlord, landlords, real estate, wealth hoarding, wealth disparity

A GIFT FOR THE MOST GIFTED: Kate Willett & Samantha Ruddy

December 5, 2023

Kate Willett (Netflix, The Late Show) plays “Dana Van Frenkle” and Samantha Ruddy (The Tonight Show, The Late Show) plays “Lucy Beth Tuddswell!” Topics covered: luxury gift guides; celebrity culture; real estate; landlords.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity, celebrity culture, private jet, gift guide, billionaire class, landlord, landlords, real estate, wealth hoarding, wealth disparity

NETI HEAD: Ray Harrington & Brit Flynn

November 21, 2023

Ray Harrington (Conan, Sirius XM) plays “Pete Wiffspoon” and Brit Flynn plays “Susan Runts!” Topics covered: luxury jet travel; celebrity culture; corporate teambuilding.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity, tmz, celebrity culture, private jet, luxury travel, team building

DADDIES CAN BE STERN: Kevin McDonald & Maggie Phelan

September 12, 2023

Kevin McDonald (Kids in the Hall) plays “Stu Miffkin” and Maggie Phelan plays “Queenie Tugsworth!” Topics covered: fracking/oil & gas, cancel culture.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity, ark encounter, noah's ark, tmz, celebrity culture

DON'T TAKE THESE OLD MEN HOME: Noel Porter & Björk Guðmundsdóttir

September 5, 2023

Noel Porter plays “Earl Faintway” and Björk Guðmundsdóttir plays “Kendra Blingberg!” Topics covered: airline industry, TV news.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity, ark encounter, noah's ark, tmz, celebrity culture

BIG ARMS, LITTLE LEGS: Stella Pappas & Brian DeLaBruere

August 29, 2023

Stella Pappas plays “Lonnie Larue” and Brian DeLaBruere plays “Shed Wimsley.” Topics covered: religious theme parks, paparazzi.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity, ark encounter, noah's ark, tmz, celebrity culture

BLOOD SWAP: Gareth Reynolds & Luke H. Simmons

August 22, 2023

Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, Arrested Development) plays “Bill Tallard” and Luke H. Simmons plays “Pat Pudsworth.” Topics covered: Q Anon, child trafficking, single-use coffee machines.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity, gareth reynolds, the dollop, gareth, ga'riffs, sound of freedom, the sound of freedom, q anon, conspiracy theory, keurig, environment

RODS FROM GOD: Jonny Nelson & Tim Bridge

June 27, 2023

In this episode, Jared Thunk, CEO of “MoonPit, Ltd.,” talks his plan to mine precious metals from the moon (and tells us about the interdimensional friends he has made along the way). Plus, Eddie Swillbone, Head Chef at the award-winning restaurant, “JILT,” explains why he does not suffer fools, his take on deconstructed cuisine, and what “JILT” stands for. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity

CRAISINS & COCAINE: Liam Welsh & Jeremy Gonzalez

June 20, 2023

In this episode, Nordstrom Pinkett, finance head of private hospital “Generational Health,” talks about convincing poor sick and injured people to sign up for a high-interest credit card. He also vehemently denies pushing an old lady down the stairs. Plus, ghost writer Devon Peffson of “Write Wing Publishing” discusses his approach to authoring conservative celebrity memoirs. Hint: it involves lying and using illicit drugs. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity

STRAP IT ON, TURN THE KNOB: Katie Dowling & Justice Gilbert

June 13, 2023

In this episode, Yolanda’s Basement Lead Fashion Designer Jenny Dent talks about her innovative and chic “cigarette pant” and regales us with tales of skeet shooting with Billy Joel. Plus, Lynn Pinsgard, personal golf ball diver for CFO John Pimfred, Jr. talks about growing up in the woods, learning what a pond is, and singing to corvids. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity

HONEY, HAVE YOU HEARD OF BIRDS?: Sarah Martellaro & Aaron Paulsen

June 6, 2023

In this episode, Fiona Hemstock, an aerial application pilot for “We Go Low Aviation,” talks about what it’s like to be a crop duster, all while confusing films she has seen for her own objective reality (due to all the pesticides she has inhaled). Plus, Danny Frangelico, professional mourner for “Elite Grief,” shares his strategies for performatively grieving for, and simultaneously upstaging, strangers at their own funerals. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity

RE-RELEASE: TOUGH COOKIES (Live!): Jared Hall & Natalie Miller

May 23, 2023

A NOTE FROM DEAN: It's been a busy week here at Ardenfell HQ, so we are playing a re-rerun. (Hey, if those greedy striking writers at the WGA can do it, so can we.) New episodes should be back next week! In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this re-airing of a very special LIVE episode we did back in January. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, theater for social change, hamilton, abortion, forced birth, pro choice, pro life, planned parenthood

GOD, PEOPLE ARE SMALL: Tobin Mollett & Loretta Pontillo

May 16, 2023

In this episode, “LightFlash Entertainment” CEO Gary Mandale discusses about what it’s like to run a Hollywood studio while the evil, greedy writers are all on strike. Plus, Sheena Wintrup, delivery driver at “Zip2U,” talks a little about her job, but mostly about her pet alligators. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity

NAKED AS IT COMES: Mike Kelton & Morgan Miller

May 9, 2023

In this episode, Dan Brentpole, founder and CEO of “A Vigorous Man,” talks about being a large, hairy, turgid beast, and how his supplements help other guys to be the same. Plus, Riley Trello, Head Financial Astrologist at “Wealth Rising,” discusses her “gut feelings” about the stars and planets, and how they help her give investment advice. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity

THE GOLF LAWN: Eric Dreiblatt & Chelsea Rendlen

May 2, 2023

In this episode, Waylon Deets, the Year-Round Caretaker of the private island “Jabez Rock,” talks about his relationship with a boss who’s never around, his favorite flavor of ether, and why he’d love to see a ghost. Plus, Edie Lapose, the Social Media Manager for “Cooper Oil Worldwide,” has five scientists who will disagree with everything you think is true. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity

WIENER PARTY: Daisy Maud & Maddie Cross

April 25, 2023

In this episode, “BroCulture, Ltd.” team building events planner Judy Shewbrooke talks about what it’s like to corral a tech company full of men, and why she loves sensory deprivation tanks. Plus, Patricia “Patty” Grimps, VP of Sales for “Fire From Above” discusses how selling ballistic missiles to disreputable governments starts with forming a friendship. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity

HOTPOCALYPSE: Conor Lastowka & Sarah Venuti Yates

April 18, 2023

In this episode, Sentinel Quarterly Discharge head publisher Les Danskort discusses the many rookie mistakes people are likely to make during a world-ending event, and in the process, throws a little shade at his hot neighbor Plus, Cindy Wildprawn, head of marketing for dating app Above6, talks about what makes human beings attracted to one another, and confesses that she neither has a dog nor drinks coffee. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity

THE PULL & THE TUG: Douglas Widick & Mel Rubin

April 11, 2023

In this episode, Purloin Realty Director of Acquisitions Ryan Bedfellow discusses what it’s like to aggressively underpay families for their homes, how he once relocated some talented orphans, and what it’s like to be a “propulsion geek.” Plus, Charlene Mopps, Leader of Guest Engagement for Traditional Teddy, talks about helping people to build teddy bears that look like their favorite GOP celebrities. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity

SQUAT FOR TODD: Cam Gavinski & Alyssa Sabo

April 4, 2023

Cam Gavinsky (HBO, Comedy Central) plays “Yves Dubois-Garcon” and Alyssa Sabo plays “Brooke Lilywood.” Topics covered: resorts for the wealthy; conservative TV entertainment.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity, ski resort, the one percent, elite, conservative comedy, gutfeld, alyssa sabo, cam gavinski

GET YOUR CORN BLITZED: Ben Rameaka & Megan Rose

March 28, 2023

In this episode, Linzer Automotive founder and visionary Sledge Wolcott discusses how down-to-earth he is, even as manages to build the most innovative car ever designed (which has only resulted in a handful of deaths). Plus, Linda Blingbert, Program Director at Someone Think of the Children, talks about her corporate daycare program, and makes the case for what a critical role she plays, even as most people seem to ignore her. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, celebrity, elon musk, tesla, billionaire, billionaire class, wealth disparity, income inequality, daycare, childcare, working parent, working parents
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A GIFT FOR THE MOST GIFTED: Kate Willett & Samantha Ruddy
Dec 5, 2023
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Nov 21, 2023
NETI HEAD: Ray Harrington & Brit Flynn
Nov 21, 2023
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DADDIES CAN BE STERN: Kevin McDonald & Maggie Phelan
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DON'T TAKE THESE OLD MEN HOME: Noel Porter & Björk Guðmundsdóttir
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