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GARBAGE ISLAND: Brian Park & Ryan Kenyon

November 29, 2022

In this episode, Oliver Sprunk, PR Director of the trash incineration company ThermBurn, Ltd., explains why his company does so much more than just burn unwanted plastics. Plus, Lazlo Jansport, creator of the mental health chat service “MindToast,” defends his startup against claims that its product is harming users. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, artificial intelligence, ai, environment, microplastics, mental health

DRIFTING AND DONUTS: Sam Kurnit & Loretta Pontillo

April 12, 2022

Pud Winsley, Sales Director of “THC International,” tells us what it’s like to sell legal marijuana grown by free prison labor; why he has no empathy or understanding of metaphor, and his devotion to the Tokyo Drift. Plus, Danielle Branstop, Chief Content Officer for “Scorched Earth Socials,” discusses how some troublemakers deserve to be doxxed, and the true hero of the Harry Potter franchise. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, textbooks, education, educational reform, crt, critical race theory, artificial intelligence, ai, robotics, parkour

SOMETHING AWESOME BEFORE YOU DIE: Aaron Paulsen & Kate Kisor

April 5, 2022

In this episode, Shipley Deutrick from “BlueBuzz, LLC” “ explains how sometimes the cops just need a do-over. Plus, he gets very defensive about classic film beauties. Plus, Griff Chisolm, Chief Promoter of the “International Wrestling Federation of the World” tells us how the long-running “Hogswood Beatdown” program still appeals to white men ages 60-65. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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THE SAYINGS ARE TASTY: Sebastian Conelli & Robbie Nunes

March 31, 2022

In this episode, Shane Manflow, Director of Research and Development for “AmeriSchool DefendRite,” tells us about his company’s innovative exploding tearaway pants for schoolchildren, the importance of a good slogan, and his surprising love of John Philip Sousa. Plus, entrepreneur Ned Bixby reveals that, as founder of “Off the Chain, Ltd.,” he has become the world’s richest cryptocurrency investor simply by relying on his own keen “vibes.” CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, textbooks, education, educational reform, crt, critical race theory, artificial intelligence, ai, robotics, parkour

VISCOUS GOO: Tim Bridge & Shelley Mathias

March 22, 2022

In this episode, Rick Modblon, General Manager of “Cheesy Times USA” restaurant in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin tells us people are too lazy to work anymore. Plus, Tinsley Drasko works every day to monetize prisoners’ necessities inside the “InCell” private prison system. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, textbooks, education, educational reform, crt, critical race theory, artificial intelligence, ai, robotics, parkour

THIN RIVER: Rachael Mason & Andrew Knox

March 15, 2022

In this episode, Willow Schlunk, VP of Marketing at "Flubz Games," talks about using fun, free smartphone games to extract -- and profit from -- users' personal data. She also has a cat! Plus, conservative pundit and avid flyboarder Brad Shingles gets hot under the collar about cancel culture, and posits that we're all future victims of the phenomenon if we don't do something. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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ROBOTS WALK SLOW w/Kate Farley & Liam Welsh

February 1, 2022

In this episode, Lola Davenpeck from “FactSwap Publishing” walks us through what it takes to “customize” textbooks in different school districts. Plus, Smash Raskeen from “Steal the Future, LLC” discusses how to keep his terrifying robots from destroying the human race — and also tells us about his parkour podcast, “Hardkour.” CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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