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A VACCINE OF THE SPIRIT w/Joe Bill & Stacey Hallal

April 21, 2020

Hawthorn Shanks, VP of Marketing for BenignTech Pharmaceuticals, and Darla Hamstone, Regional Manager of Susan’s Boutique Barn, speak remotely with a quarantined Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian who seeks to interview employees of global corporation Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, genetic testing, corona virus, covid19, hobby lobby, pharmaceuticals, pharma
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A PILLOWCASE FULL OF STEROIDS w/Brian Hines & Helena Morris

April 14, 2020

Tazer Romo, professional wrestler in the World Federation of Wrestling, and Sandy Mofflet, Flight Attendant on Cooper Airlines, speak remotely with a quarantined Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian who seeks to interview employees of global corporation Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, college debt, genetic testing, corona virus, covid19, financial planning, personal finance, jim cramer, mad money, bubbles, wedding venue, wedding industry
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BUBBLES EVERYWHERE w/John Lyons & Ryan Kenyon

April 7, 2020

Bobby Creel, Host of Money Tomorrow! and Ty Fubbs, General Manager at The Barns at Elderton Fields, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media. Engineering assistance on this episode from Steve Franklin.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, college debt, genetic testing, corona virus, covid19, financial planning, personal finance, jim cramer, mad money, bubbles, wedding venue, wedding industry
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GOOEY THINGS ON STICKS w/Sam Kurnit & Brian DeLaBruere

March 31, 2020

Caldwell Prong III, CEO of EatMyDoor, and Ned Hibbles, Junior Lab Technician at KnowYourGenome, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, college debt, 23andme, genetic testing, corona virus, covid19, grocery delivery, meal kit, exotic birds
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THE MOST GOODEST TIME w/Ash Diggs & Meredith Gordon

March 24, 2020

Earl Peebles, Chief Credit Officer at Jessie Lou Lending, and Tinsley Shuffield, Senior Researcher at Encore Afterlife Services, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, afterlife, cryonics, cremation, end of life, student loans, student debt, college debt, sallie mae
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MOISTURE FACE w/Stephanie Albaugh & Steve Franklin

March 17, 2020

Jennifer Squarcialupi, Real Estate Agent at Big Bubble Realty, and Falcon Dufner, host of the show “Dufner, MD” on the HealthTown Network, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, arcade, vaccines, anti vaxxer, anti vaccine, corona virus, conspiracy theory, fast food, military base, military industrial complex, oakley, kabul afghanistan
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POX PARTIES w/Conor Lastowka & Maggie Phelan

March 10, 2020

Garth Swifflaw, Anti-Vaxx Documentary Filmmaker, and Percy Shubbs, Crew Member at Chickie Burger in Kabul, Afghanistan, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, arcade, vaccines, anti vaxxer, anti vaccine, corona virus, conspiracy theory, fast food, military base, military industrial complex, oakley, kabul afghanistan
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EXOTIC MILKS w/Carmen Lagala & Eric Wright

March 3, 2020

Harriet Mantooth, Group Entertainment Coordinator for Putt n’ Chuck, and Butch Nash, Regional Representative for Sees-All Security, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, home security, big brother, data mining, family entertainment, chuck e cheese's, arcade, nut milks
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AQUAMAN'S WAREHOUSE w/Maddy Hyams & Noel Porter

February 25, 2020

Destiny Glunt, Youth-Facing Representative at WizardTown, USA, and Owen O’Dinkley, Senior Line Picker at BLAZE Retail, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, amazon, amazon fulfillment, fulfillment center, jeff bezos, amusement park, harry potter, wizarding, iron maiden
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NO TIME FOR TEARS w/David Christopher & Tina Jaxling

February 18, 2020

Elmo Pinchum, climate scientist at the Future Freedom Institute, and Tessa Hazenpeale, Senior Youth Representative at Potent Talent, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, climate science, climate change, climate denial, global warming, stage mom, youth talent, teen talent, child star
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CHICKEN TENDER JOURNEY w/Karlie Kauffield & Liam Welsh

February 11, 2020

Betty L. Mayfair, personal finance guru, and Kevin Shingleton, junior blackjack dealer, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, personal finance, suze orman, casino, gambling
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CROPPING UP THE REAR w/Brian Park & Sherm Jacobs

February 4, 2020

Barry Odenfork, Admissions Director for Hanson Online College, and Dan Foglaw, TV host & pundit for Cooper News, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, fox news, conservative, news pundit, online college, university of phoenix
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YOU GOT SPUNT w/Tim Bridge & Lucy Haney

January 28, 2020

Vance Stubens, Marketing Director for Chemthrax, and Aurora Fudston, Chief Mascot for the Philadelphia Hogs, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, monsanto, big agriculture, professional sports, mascots, toxic chemicals, roundup, pesticides
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FAME IS A PRISON w/Sam Kurnit & Stella Pappas

January 21, 2020

Barney Frumkin, Mail Processing Clerk for the Boston Beacon, and Kayleigh Rutherford-Shea, reality star and Instagram influencer, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, newspaper, publishing, instagram influencer, reality tv
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A GLINT IN MY EYE w/Brian DeLaBruere

January 14, 2020

Chuck Gorgland, Chief Legal Counsel for Integritas, and Tristan Shonk, Teen Engagement Coordinator for Spirited Away, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, gamergate, videogames, video games, game design, walmart, box stores, workers' rights
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SOME KIND OF WITCH w/Aaron Paulsen & Shelley Mathias

January 7, 2020

Tanner Lockwood, Senior Game Designer for Thrust Media, and Yolanda Sump, Store Manager at Hogs-Mart, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, gamergate, videogames, video games, game design, walmart, box stores, workers' rights
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HOT, FATTY AND OILY w/Brian Park & Maggie Phelan

December 24, 2019

* HAPPY HOLIDAYS! * Dax Collop, Sales Rep for Hickory Doo Dah Farms, and Claire Jarlsborg, Collections Specialist at GreatGas, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, private prisons, mass incarceration, profit prisons, publishing, graphic novels, children's books
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BEG FOR FORGIVENESS w/Stephanie Albaugh & Lou Biafore

December 17, 2019

Tammy Crumling, Creative Director of Read ‘Em & Weep, and Cal MacGargill, Social Media Manager for InCell Prisons, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vermont comedy club, private prisons, mass incarceration, profit prisons, publishing, graphic novels, children's books
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FENG SHUI ASSASSINS w/Vinny Francois & Casey Grambo

December 10, 2019

Dick Lowdermilk, CEO of Springs Eternal, and Danica Plumbeck, VP of Development for StratoVape, speak with Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian on a quest to interview employees from Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, vaping, bottled water, water rights, vaping teens, vermont comedy club, montreal improv, sea tea improv

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